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  Introducing roflrazzi our new celebrity site   Actually i prefer robert
  Contain sharp parts   Mous nos kung foo
  Me under liabilities   Mom iz on the computer
  Hedge fund   To works wif u todai
  On a budget   Looks good akshuali
  Tired of eatin it i could eat it   Out the window in 3 2 1
  Epic fetch   Your ad here
  Hisseh fit in 321   Stuff hoomin stuff
  Is important to us please continue to hold   And then he says
  To spress ur stoopididy   This not b cheep
  Suzpicius of ur intenshuns   How cheezy is it
  Why u get camera   Alive alive i tell you
  God why   Cat gives advice lited candils iz not for nom
  U kids turn dat music down   Overstimulation accomplished
  I haz a kid   Idea of a joke cuz i iz not laffing
  Showz management potential   Derails after taking turn too fast 2nite 10p
  Meny timz i tellz u wash behind eerz   When i woke up at the vet
  Doesnt have life insurance why do you ask   No
  Pending junk mail instant shredder   Down furst no way hims full ov sharp fings
  Kitteh cheks fr breethin furst   Death where is thy sting
  Havz a flavr   Invisible jawbreaker
  Saves u a seat   Im hit
  Do laundry next tyme kthx   I can getz luv too no
  Aparntlyz i gotsta flavour   Dog approaching man your stations
  Cant seez oh hai   Ceiling cat madez lolcat in his imuge
  Wur mah cheezburger   Time
  Otherz asleep now i can escape   Message is simple
  5 against 1 was terrific odds   No kolor left can i come out now
  Dis yur card   Beginnin ceilin cat conjerd da erth outa thin airz
  Wanna talk about it   No peeking i mean no peeking
  I wanted karot kaek   Croiky wut a beaut
  Right at me how my fur is ok   Call for lolcat art submissions the lol arts
  To self do not swallow coat hangerwhole   Nom sawyer
  The fire cat saiz u wont get hurt he saiz   Otterlee adorabul
  Can has cheezbuger residuu   You love and never work again
  Can has chiropractor   Fiah cuk cheezburger
  Puma   Dat tall for to go off high dive
  Just try to takes me to vets now   X mas lites ever
  Said its not that heavy they said   Basement cat
  Slow   Lolsprout
  Im watchin my stories   I do believe i was here first
  Catscan   Yer usin it rong
  Hao to begin to halp u   Surprise dude not yet
  Packaged to help preserve lolness   Invisible race car
  Wai you mad   Tyme out iz not
  Now now iz ready look ready to mee   Overlooked crazy cat man
  Has located your file and is attempting to retrieve it   Me cheezburgr i sez
  Spensive gettin rid of dog in 3 2 1 priceless   Are big kid naw
  Werk is dun here   Stop for no one
  Meny secunz to get up an feed me   To seal this opening so here i am
  Batcat watches and waits   Im walkin in dat right
  Math we cant afford the dog   Of your new kitchen design neglects to take into account the fact that i need to eat
  Thats how i roll   Me ordered cheezburgerz
  Makin room for teh capshun   Limits access
  Dude that sucks   Da voicez stop
  How many calorees   Kittyokey
  Alt then deleet   Trip ur doin it wrong
  Read forth line pleze   Cool take all the bamboo you want
  To pack me i took teh liberty   Reely dark outside
  Wurth twelvity five points   My cat without instructions
  Did i do dat   Saving the species brb
  We wuz viziting friends   Bad yet so far its just raining cats
  Gitz u outta anyfing   Ones r poysin
  Seez yer problum   I can has beam
  Omgomgomg   Me when you have proof
  Sighted prepare to fire   Rub access granted
  Tiem ull look where im layin   Shocked az u r
  Time to switch to plan b   Off wen granma leves rite
  Teh pelts of our enemies   Haz no thumbz
  Sumthin jus   Grammy a shot of bourbon
  Of death claims nuther victm   De hoomanz or de dog
  U want friez wit dat   In your shoes fell asleep was so bored
  Fer bufay to opn   Haz roadragez
  Iz much better   Frankensence and purr
  Monies for cheezburgers   1 uv u iz docter cauz u gon need medicul atenshun
  I iz not sleepy yet   Ecsperiment wit grass
  You captain obvious   Dog startid it
  Has skillz   Sleepeh committeh
  Ah will haz dem   Others others not you
  Fixed am i broken   Wif mai complementz
  Than watter baff any day   Tiem i wear helmet
  Chchcheeeeeezzzbburrggerr   Ur doin it wrong 2
  Accepts cheezburgrz as payment   Need no waters
  Dis mornin   Cleaners go bad
  Awayz fulla suprizes   Taek the pikshur
  Has been noted   May contain peanuts and kittehs
  Okay mebbe my ears pop out   Happiness is nom
  Lolz not funny i fix it   Cat builds a bff
  For our daily nomz   Kitteh installs surveillance
  I haz a ponder   Nd press reset
  No can haz peetsa   Pocket protector
  Letuce evenshuali   Looking for something furnished
  Closet i can sleep wit u   Full pessimist wrong half of glass
  May hav shifted durin delivereh   Hotel haz no vacancy
  Timing i has it   Whut wuz u thinking
  Bomb squad kitteh   Do u go right into da dining room 2 feed the kittehchoose wisely
  Shedding an art form   To help you take out the trash
  Zombies than usual   Dis ur kid
  I fightz dem   Spelin erurs i fix them for u
  Fun i promise   At last i am free
  I eets yoo last   Ur doin it wrong
  You won a lolcat   And stai dere
  Itz a gud thing   Cheeeeezz
  For an autograph one more time   Does his own stuntz
  Haz a snuggle   Carbon footprint
  Machine need work   Army thats who
  As fred espectd   Kitteh do
  Duz not undrstd techanogoly   I does it rite
  I am kitteh   Dad ive got muscles
  Lol day winnars and lifetiem achieve a mint award   Caterpiller woke up perty caterfly
  Battle budy   Lol day gold group
  Big hairy deal of turning on teh dishwasher for u   Kitteh has regrets
  Laws visiting here take this   Kitteh realizes new partner not so gud akshuly
  Dont ask   Lol day shiney group
  Forgotz de food part   Law 2 if i fits in it i sits in it
  Force monorail to downsize   Noes cloze da airlok1
  Back i haz a fierce   Lol day nom i knees bronzy groop
  Ur ofring plzs me   What could go wrong he says
  Dont presss dat   3 to 1 u sleep on floor
  Star kitteh falls off the wagon   Bitteh diversiteh committeh
  Not what fred had in mind   Now remove usb cat sfely
  Evil plan wurking   Hair prblm contaynd
  Thinks outside teh box   Days u get the mail
  Rock and a place   Da hoomans needs new couch anyways
  Dog saiziz fun dog saiz   Has to be contained
  Boring and uneventful   After evry nom
  I not has a pms   Disapproves of piercings
  Tie it to the other shoo   To love realcat
  Musical panda   Be healed
  Y dis ladder scream   Toilet papr
  Didnt haz any   Fish i kech wun maisef
  Starts dae wif nutrishus brekfast   Us nao jus uze yer tung
  A bed i haz a blankie   Monkey see
  A grounded   Realized the catnip deal went bad
  R u gona eat dat   Iz foundz remote
  R pretteh   Ur gel its like urgent
  Eated my brudders   Pawshank redemption
  U be bluffin   Started it ill finish it
  Juss keeps comin   Add watur run
  Not going so well akshually   Tree in halves
  1st annual camping trip   Tween u n ur addiction
  We has cheezburgerz   Meow mix 2
  Happiest nom ever   Nearsighted kitteh
  Off i can comes out nao   Invizibul
  Iz mouse gone   Bus goes beep beep beep
  4 mee   Narkaleptik kitteh zzzzzzz
  Doin it pretty well akshully   Nao or need moar teechings
  Someplace nice without you embarrassing me   Scaree run for life happee nowz
  Gramma madez it   Ceiling cat i is a kitteh buddist
  Curse youuuuuu   Wait a looooong tiem
  Cant be gud   Vacooming now
  Plottin yer divorce from jerkface   Next time send two
  You the ocean   Not you and iz not me who am i licking
  Name its nom nom nom nom nom   Walk on a leash
  Othur kittehs is mean   Playz wif mii
  Fud takez too long   Cat will speak only on condition of anon ana nobody knoes who he is
  Te retink this   Porches when i see dis fireman stuck in tree
  Tweet tweet   On you at work
  Lives up 2 nickname   Was never here
  Hour service adds extra cars   Pepul will see
  Here kitteh fix it   Iz doin it
  5 hrs 42 min   Wud dis face lie to u
  I has it   On their feet
  Me i did it   Pool shark
  Cat moustache   Press reset
  Wunderz how you liekz it   Excellent
  Perception kitteh fails   The security system
  Boogies on down   Couch must die
  Water not wut i wuz xpectin   Gonna be a daddy
  Omg bacon   Leavz bebe kittehs now rly iz tru
  No moar   Invisibl olimpiks
  Been a cheeszburger cause i cud nom you all night   Wen youll realize u forgot pants 2day
  Spider wuz huge   An egypshun
  Fluffy only zuul   U said buttz
  Ur doin it rong   Snaaaaake
  Needs me   Employee of the month
  Ohaiena   Skwish i be gud
  Put up with on a daily basiz   Me jus go go
  To think fast   Reechin above da photo
  I endanjured u   Bag has an angry
  Swing can it be hugz timez now   Are deaf 1cat does this when the tv turns on
  Rub mah tumee   It peas on mi
  Cleanin him i swearz   Invisible tickle
  Fishy cant hold his breth 4ever   Getin hooman in carier
  Mysteriously not saving gas   Flava flav
  On medical mysteries   Is a beard
  Evil plan 99 complete   Teh dog u okay
  I crackz me up   Is nice to everyone
  Cat dar engaged   Some bad newz
  Relavint 2 mai intrsts   Should we call 911
  Wuts it gud for dont know yet   Symettri iz purty
  Et tu brute   Eggo
  At the end of the mini golf course   I thlipped
  Commanments of ceiling cat   Coughs in her paw
  I pwomise ill stay this size   Cuddlz disimbowul
  Staring contest rules   U haz a ceiling cat
  Woah   Down go boom
  Diner in 3 2 1   Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  Calld u names   Cats hate kids
  Worth a thousand words   Cheese capital idea old chap
  In trouble lol   Itz a lolcat
  Lolcats gone wild   I have the dumb
  Oh crap mah paw slipzed   Fine give ded skwirrel back then plz
  An call me a biskit   Teh poor laydeez in my hoomins magazines
  Remain thirsty for human flesh   Kitteh reads braille
  Stop mockeeng i telling mom i telling mom   Epic scale in 3 2 1
  Please the cat   From the internet
  But its cool its aaaall cooooll   Add tunahonest no you cant see
  Twister solo edition   Boobie trap got me
  I tink i can   We shall nebur surrendur
  His last name   Outside naked
  Superpower was organization   70 complete
  Iz baff times down here   Teh evul spirut leevin mee
  Has u seen a bukkit   Fud on fyr
  Killed the cat   Involves an apology
  Hav fun at vet   Make hooman bring fud
  Ur doin it sorta   Hez a luck dragonz
  Dis vending mashine   No wants go get sum fresh air
  Cuz teh internets tells meh so   Basement cat recrootment team
  Harbles on dah marbles   Tomcat who is probably your father gets home
  Hao amm ai 2 doo mai ebil stuffz   You ready bob
  Turn thy legs into noodles at inappropriate times   Flavor of pooh
  Organize ur condiments   Tasts gud he sez dum dog
  Just voided your waranty   Can has up
  Lock and load   Proletarian lolrus none
  Git the cheap litter   Kill disrupt stun
  On weekend srlsy   To be louder than the carpet
  Wayz yup   Crowd goes wild hahhhhh
  Ur doin it weird   Thet wud be ovr in fiction
  Need you to go ahead and come in on caturday   White dux cant jump
  Is defnatly time 4 go on dietz   Knees and toes
  Crazee cat ladee strtr kit   There are other treez bob
  Watchin u sleeps goodmornin   Hareball
  Too noo newz fuh u   Tipping not funnee
  Be the cheezburger   Can i sleep with u
  Thermometer goes where   Not alwayz ware costooms
  Weekzendz ats bernies   Rawr
  Whose da cutest cat fo shorz   Hoomanz don land on dere feetz
  Yuz so fired   Iz unnerstanibly cunfoozd
  But wen i wok up my paw was sore   Tryin 2 lick mai hypotenuse
  At bunway airlines   Kittehs iz not marsupialz
  Gratests of teh awl tiem lolz nomiashunz   But its my fort
  1800mo fo dis   Dont lissen to him hes drunk
  Um meow 2   Hotpocket will be mine
  Fema be takin my trailer   Minion return wif cheezburger
  Imposter   I likes garfield
  Cat blanchett   I quit tomorrow
  Revenge is tweet   Take that grass
  Goodyear   Looks closly suspecs
  Little cheezburgers danced in their heads   Invisible snow shovel
  Stuk in a trees   This one is for getting turned into a squirrel
  To pick up chix   He suspects nothing priceless
  Litterboks is full pleez 2 empty   I eets them
  Sinks are for kittehs   Intrvew wit vampire not going so gud
  Caled a capshun u get used to dem   Bitin ur leg
  Out   Week 2week 3
  Offurs subwai survis   Waiting 30 seconds
  Determination   Escape from lolcatraz
  Care o meter low i high   Needs salt and kids
  Has acute nose   Trixy hobbitses
  One of us answers with lie you may ask one question   Infinite lolcat
  Tries not to think about cuztomers   U says hello has u heard teh gud news about ceiling cat
  Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake   Kitten u got 2 be akwittin
  Im hungry the dog tastes bad   Morgan freeman isnt talking
  Dis fud iz lava   Chiks dig meh
  O hai oh crap   Pawnd
  Happy faic   Oh wow the dog looks pissed
  Invisible stuck pickle jar   Bored halfway thru
  Muffin top   Splitting harez
  Itz nom   Everyting is to me
  Itteh bitteh kitteh mosh pitteh   Thriller kitty impresses friends
  Quit followin me 1   Dude tictac
  I haz a happee   No parkin heer violayters will b perforated
  Dood u r so weerd   Theyz iz takin ur piture for ebay
  Uh youre home early   Lol tetris
  Curious kitteh ruins photo op   Mak lonliness go way
  The paper towels are fighting again   Till it fills the pan
  Family portrait becomez pandamonium   Fut reziztents dun werk
  Escape plan status fail   Last foever let it be this one
  Restore session yn   Has house full of old ladies
  Funny cat graph graphjam 2   Stoopid hoomans couch looks better on fire
  Her eyes not down here   A numbr of teknikal defishunsees wich u needz ta adrezz
  Scratchtower magazine 4 u   Oh grate
  Happy bukkit strikes again   Cat is bsod ur dissertashun
  Color grayscale matte   Awesome ninja skills i has dem
  Dis ting iz cunfoosin   Abonm abomilnal rawwrr1
  Etticat skooll sittin rong rite   Basement cat to teh bowels of hell
  Bwavo clappity clappity   Nom de plume
  Drunk kitteh is drunk   I felled off tha waggon
  Revoked yer photoshop license   I iz up i givez up
  You canz mak shur this kitteh haz cheezburgerz   Thunnercats hooooo
  Wez been spelling cheezburger rong   Asleep teh wiil
  Mother in law deer knows your at home   Wich way to earz dept
  Mi dreamz has a flavr   Procrastinators unite tomorrow
  When seafood goes bad   Oh mai
  The living dead need to piddle   Wut cud go rong you sed
  Halp bein uploaded to ichc   4 me u shudnt hav
  Ur software i debugged it   They begin to develop legs
  Reseshon but srsly i can has real toy   Today teh scratchin post tomorrow prolly scratchin post agin
  Fridge gonna fits thru here jus fine   Kitteh barges in from an adjacent lol
  Undrstand hunam litterbox   Sudden attacks to the face
  Dont play koi u kno i wantz u   There is a cat in the way
  Secret club handshake we haz one   Yeah i had a subprime mortgage
  A mowse and it was dis big   I wud like to see ur suprvisr
  I beelev u has   Good mornings you has 3 unread kittehs
  De quiet jungle teh lyon sleepz 2nite   Sin ov de month club delivry
  Two out of three kittehs believe in ceiling cat   Fail 2
  Finish him   I has a nap in yer undepants
  Eats pain for breakfast   Gps kitteh gets u to ur destination
  Deleat ur cookiz   Poor decisun in progess
  I can has som more   Swapsies
  Owlcat has wise   One fer u 17 fer me
  Drool   Shock awwww
  Back harei haz it   Teknikcal support this iz snuggles
  I can haz furgivnis   Abot you just cant put my nose on it
  Alien cat exits stomach quietly   Humidittee i haetz it
  U look liek in da mornin   Hello my ragtime gaaaaal
  Colonel mustard lead pipe study   Want want want want want
  Invisible macys parade   Jurassic park sequel haz lower budget
  Mussle brainz   Teh dark side of teh kyoot
  Shut up frank   Coolness i has it
  In living room later   My mouf was opn and efrything
  Portibl fierfoks   Best watur slide evar1
  Has never been so loud   Furr elise
  Disapproves of pink thing   N i not knoe dat many numbrz
  Loading 94   To show mah deep concern
  In one basket   A day u can buy a bukkit for teh children
  Fier in 321   Sum assembly rekwired
  I still getz lost   Totally don see yoo der bob
  Fudchain u doin it wrong   Dis iz not a good time
  Polo polo marco   Botox not so great aksully
  Ridin qwerty   U has a flavur its gurrrrrrrrrrr8
  Funny cat graph graphjam   Oh hello kate moss how r u
  How stupid u look   1st day of skool
  Mush   Hugz befo u go
  Ai thotz u had keez   Arose basement cat
  Iz dis a good time   Comin back rightright
  Sooooo fattening maybe ill try the gazelle today   Yassir arracat
  Gotted meh aggin   Which one is inside the fence
  I can get the litter box back i swearz   Can i has a glass of watr a hugz 1 storee
  There iz flavri knows it   Parentin yur doin it rong
  And i did   Shun the non believer
  Worlds largest cat lolcat mural irl   When fleas go unchecked
  U peeld it 4 me   I told u he wud be mine
  But not over here   I has a warm
  Tragic fall from window sill   Is empty inside
  Ifs yew hadz a bownty on ur hed   Is it dead
  This just mi poker face   Iz never dun dis befor
  And dats how birth werks   Stop winning u fit purrfectly
  Mechanic is a pony   Cuz of catnip addicshun
  Catserole   Lyk teh back of my wats dis
  Maed uv monies put on a swetter   U can hearz da oshun
  Sumfing brushed my leg   Scary baby panda oooooooooh
  Inter species division   Cindarelly
  Cut along dotted line   Be in da hood
  Sends his minions thru ur drain   Also probably drunk
  I poop little meez   Alienz be aductin meh
  Ah hath ah lethuth   Frm teh dingoz
  Vowel movement   Dey c us trollin dey hatin
  Ceilin cat n basement cat wur bff   How now
  When i shake teh sodaz sry   Da hand dat feez u
  Ur drivin skills   Jazz hams
  Tiggers are nomible things   Comidy tradegy
  I cant hear you   By looking for rainbows
  Blankt iz too loud   Son gator to furst dai skool
  Kung fuin ur bubblz   Nom nom nom
  No points left chubby   Needs financil aid cuz comes from large famlee
  Beats you again flee you fool   Darwin award u r doin it right
  Communist cat misunderstands party   Some time to talk about ceiling cat
  Szoooozin in barkalounger   Youz a flower but i eated it
  U dy frum it   Im gettin this frisbee
  Friskie business   If you wore pants more often
  Vet apptointment 900 am   Mah sleeping spell wrkd
  Safety seal broken   Accepts her fate
  Wants to raise your blood pressure   The net ur doin it wrong
  Emrgnci lol brake glas   The barking stopped
  To kill my hooman   Australian bobsleigh team
  Its deepur than it looks   Iz not just smart iz gifted
  It direks u ware to put cheezburger   Was to poop outside
  I luvs dis channel   Top warm harbls frozn
  I hates dem kiss fanz   I has sinndagin
  Lyke 1 of ur french grls   I jus scratch sofa
  Fly u foolz   Ipawd
  Lestat never heard of him   Caption trampoline to the rescue
  Inappropriate cat is inappropriate   Hi efishunzy edishun
  Iz bruddr wi doan tawk abut   Who throws salad honestly
  Not naild to teh floor iz a cat toy   It shud say big boned cat
  Sweet dreamz   File transfering
  Comitte escaped in liferaft   He still anoyin as evar
  Schrodinger xperimint   I haz a mad you iz it
  Praeing mantis needz to prae harder   O hai dis is maxwell smart
  Ceeling cat study yooth groop   All in favor of getting rid of the dog
  Holy crap orange is contajus   Non conformist bird
  Ur throwpillowz r angries   Statue gives pigeon crap
  Tonight on csi   Liberty medical delivers
  Funny pictutres comes ovr unannownced   Happy to anticipate ur needs
  Bed n breakfast   Andy warhol tries lols
  Oh hai ur awake   Invisible gondola
  Crush crush crush   As long as u hold mah hand
  The draino again   Om nom nominated for teh webbies1
  I kan heer ur lunch   Sez self kleening
  Ichc the musical   I has a bed halp
  Jedi bunny goes to dark side   How bouts you get life
  Opacity 0 30 60 100   Golfclap
  And dey nevar found teh bukkit   I thawt ur lol wuz funy
  2 go bak on teh interwebs   Ded kitties dont need baths
  Rwar   Reading material what do they want
  Paved wit catnip playthings   Cannot get over speed bump
  Original lolcat magic cards   Dam it dam it dam it
  Wuz it my cuteness sry   Cat lost use 4 hooman
  Why no one comes   Offis assystent
  Omg wut r u doin   I dont getz it
  So we meet at last   Taken by king arthur
  Power nap   Facebook ur doin it wrong
  Rare ducktape gene   Tell horton i heer them too
  Sah nac i regrubzeehc   Ichc lol anything facebook app
  Gasp   Kitteh car wash slo but thorho
  Ther appeers 2 b   Just for the attention
  Unaminously changed our decishun   I can hold fishies fur u
  U have selected bachlor 4   Nitey nite
  Iz two tired   I has a cheezie
  Mah hair bak on ur clothez   Hey u hav perty eyez
  Lolcat 100 calorie pak   Wud be fingerpainting
  Upgraed mee to leprd   Vote on these jones soda contest finalists
  Theres enuff kitteh for evryone   Finds no joy in his job
  Black or with cream   Dreamz of perfect pike
  Iz not my 1st time   Ahhhh canada r attacking
  Willz u promiz not to brak it   Happiness is human slaves
  I maekz better tootz   Wuz taht a can opner
  I r hear for the potluck   Not sure how to get down stairs
  Kitteh meets seventh deadly sin   A penny a ded mouse and the economee
  Frank i dropped the baby   Vampire kitteh takes a bat nap
  Cwned1   For a present pull here
  I haz mai 1st kiss   Laydeez room alwuyz crwded
  He said he would meet me   Hoveroceros
  Indifference training   Direkly proportional to amount of happy
  Daicare ur doin it kyoot   Meow mix
  My eevilll plan iz 7 compleet   A kitteh gets a caption
  I had a sad but i drowneded it   Pileup details at 11
  Soap scum kitteh not eazily remuved from sink   Color blind cat can never win
  To do 1 lik mai butt   Yeah mom im up
  U must know passwurd   Happy recharge complete
  Were in ur iliad   Git down mistur prezudint
  Ur instrucshuns r unnesussary   Mundayz
  Conversion to anime   Youll never see ninja triplet
  Just right   Ceeling cat did send down
  Ctrl alt delete cat   Recommend not letting
  Shedding butterfly   Not without my blankie
  Lolcat twin powers activate   I think we ran over somethin
  Sloe death by a boring meeting   Wait dat couch it calls to me
  Dust bunneh under yur bed   Rural kitteh goes cow tippin
  I found my keez   Kreme uf angree suop
  Gig ge dee   I killed a man why u in here
  F10 f10 f10   Unklzhaaaaano moar tiklz
  Invisible boom box serenade   An den become a doosh
  Schrodinger improves accuracy   N ur armz 2nite
  Ferris bueller squirrel   Blah blah blah
  Chaaaaaaaarge111   Kiropracter bunneh kiropracs
  Speaking to her either   Caturday nite fevr
  Omg a capshun   Boo aaaaaahhhhhh
  Turn head   When you sleep
  Invizible jr high dance partnur   Here smell deez
  Kill dem all   The final battle for our souls begins
  Outta da tv like dis   Talk to da hand talk to et
  My tiny trust   Ohhi ur up early
  Bbc budget gets slashed   Dis bread it ermine
  Ceiling cat rested   Take a coke i dare u
  Were all in take the picture   Shower water naked man
  Tree hugger panda   Bw grey scale sepia
  Tried to eet fred todays   Nair ha ha so funny
  Flossie ill handle this   Going to stop lex luthor brb
  N thanks for all the fish   In teh morning impressionz
  I missed the litterbox   Wont get off his high horse
  My lovely lady lumps   Effishuncie cat
  X ray machine found something   Uses scare tactics
  And u ask me to do coldplay   Plz to insrt carrot thanks
  Momcat try 2 lolspeak   Wut hapend to da floor
  Ull poop rainbows next time   Catmoflage aktv8td
  To keep a black mouse down   I has a cozy
  Every family has one   Bring me a shrubbery
  Lolcat seeds   Um meow
  I need it to live   Day 43 still no signs of rescue
  Passport kitteh wuznt ready   Cpr cat is an idiot
  Owl makes u feel awkward   Makin lolz over here
  Bunneh in da late 60s   I haz can cheezburger
  In your bottled water story at 11   Tiger woods
  U want some of dis bring it   I letz the dogs out
  I haz floaties   Hez ossim
  Whatchgonna do wen they come fer u   Is not a morning person
  Gurlz wif cheezburgers allowed   Needs stairs to work
  I haz a mous wate u jurk   Welcome bak 2 dr phil
  I knowz what bath spellz   Stir carefully
  It needs mai kisses   But even i wont drink this stuff
  Godzilla cat stomps invisible tokyo   Ur computr needs more rams
  Knock knock candygram   From yonder window breaks
  To me food network   Come over here and say that
  The officer problem   Drinkin your sodas
  Invisible text message break up   Im in ur
  Warning may contain nuts   Nom nom nom nom nom nom turn nom
  Constructive feedback ur doin it wrong   Kfc witness protection program
  Not as cool as i espected   Is teh mowse gon yet
  When the front alredy stop   I i
  Utube ur doin it rong   Take a kitteh leave a kitteh
  Angry bbq hates winter   You have 1 new cat
  Happy chair enjoys life to fullest   Bad solz go to basement
  I can has cat   Half after dog is gone
  Undrkuked and angry   Anenomes closer
  I care about ur problemz   We all stand up got it
  Openz bottle wif teef   Start sleep cycle
  Universe i control it   Peein on ur memoz
  Cheez honestly   Cuz dis iz thriller
  The fridge is ours now   I haz a bug
  Promist rubbar ducky   Storage medium kitteh
  Live in remote monastery   Help pweez
  Dats mai netwurk   Bidding my master
  Funny picture with modern packaging   During parents special time
  Attack nomnomnom   Spring break1
  Give him a shove in 321   Joy elephant
  Pew pew pew skunks   Colur copi bettur than greyscale
  Oh hai bug   Invizible putting pants on
  Itty bitty fire brigade   Peep show
  Driving a jaguar u r dooin it wrong   New mgm mascot moar
  Fail   Not yet adopted kitteh
  Catfish fishcat   Haha ss stop iz tiklish
  Hand of man to write lolbible   Savin chillenz all ovr teh country
  You had a baby had past tense   Lol long n prozper
  Abortretryfail   Ninja catburglars
  Iz called inappropriate   Want me to call the paramedics
  Invisible sword swallowing   Cheer up emu kid
  No gurlz allowd   I ate receipt
  Practices unsafe sax   Is lent
  I is this many weeks today   I haz a flavr i keeps it
  Bukkit serch party   Watches too much animal planet
  Hungovr   Dis my best imreshun of george dubya bush
  Flip horizontal adjustments opacity 50   Wants 2 no whare dis came froms
  On feet myth busted   Mitosis almost done
  Wet willeh kitteh prepares   Brain download iz compltes
  Tabby road   This thread is relavent to my interests
  Put on the backburner   Not a clownz kar11
  Mai toy has fud inside   Wants a baby brudder
  Flying ur doin it wrong   Good twin bad twin
  Has u any wood to chuck   I found cheezeburger
  Abort abort   Zomg ruuunnnn
  Preparing to hibernate   Iz hapy to see u
  Luvs to dance   Emo bath is pensive
  Oh hai tummy rub plz   Proceed
  Interpretive dance i does it   Why rain not fall down
  Putem up putem up   Oh hai giraffe
  And i wasnt dun yet   I mentz to do dat
  I is cuter right   Tmi
  Sumdae i be big and u be sowry   I question the general
  Yup im in hell   Mah happi face
  I is melting   I peez on efrytin
  Save teh whale   Quicksand is quick
  Hi hug me hug me   Om nom nom nom nom
  Story of teh bukkit   Id like a pepsi
  Wont pay for his downloads   Oh hell no
  I has a u   Dnd kitteh morns loss of gary gygax
  Thats not a lolrus thats my wife   We findz in larryz kamera
  Whack a lol   And a cookie
  Laa dee frickin da   To get that smudge
  Shazam   Bad day here i fix it
  Church pew pew pew   Glorious appearence in da sky
  Ebay kitteh not as described   We dint touch it
  Going to cost him in the end   I can has cat now plz
  Your face would freeze like that   Bitteh kitteh committeh
  He said i was dopted   Ur hikkups
  Iz this many now   Happiness is a warm puppy
  To your suffering   Sry i noes nuffing about dat
  Has been cast from ceiling   Add kitty to cart
  Pillages with cuteness   He pikks us up in 10 minits
  Recycle   Are those cats talking like that
  When easter eggs hatch   I come with sarcasm
  Civil disobedience cat   Nex times plz
  Ohai st   Hidy ho neighbor
  Cannot be unseen   Want turkey
  Young skywalker rest now   Tunite we nom in hell
  Almost cause paradox   Walking into a trap
  Did u hearz dat   But what does it do
  Sqirl scout cookyz   I farts in yor genral direkshun
  Cat copy cat   Or i shall taunt you a second time
  Moar bars in moar places   I gotz take out
  About catnip   This mah fayvrit show
  This wuz bad idea   I run it movez right
  Invizible chess   Luv we haz it
  Til bukket returns   I approve of this post
  Mobcat sleeps with fishies   Third wheel kitteh
  In ur 1970s startin a glam rok band   And thus did ceiling cat
  Bird watchin yer doin it wrong   Look as good you will not
  Harmoniez we sing them   Slowest nom ever
  Is never good for you   Some assemblies required
  Leetle horse or giant bebe   I gotz u a rly good book
  U haz an itty bitty flavur   Juvy
  Ive been mugged   Mindless dogma
  Huvrcat guvmint denies existins   Pwning ur elders ur doin it right
  It not been all day   Goin to grammas brb
  Coffee frog recommends the biscotti   Invisbl wii tennis
  To go back in the water   Poker cats contest
  Baby blanket ur doin it wrong   Eye of the tiger
  I haz a doodle   I has risen
  Safe 2   Irish kitteh luvs to jig
  Voices tell me things   Luvs yr karpet
  Shared her cheezburger   We liek to move it move it
  Buttons are back and logo shirts back in stock   Hanging with the wrong crowd
  Clap on clap off   Plugd in try now
  Spray on tan fail   Mini moo
  Dawin award kitteh iz practisin   If only u waz useful
  Oh hey 34 centz   Liek an den i lold
  No fuds for dayz   I upgraded your ram
  Open open open open open   Yar matey
  Meh   I has slain da dragon
  Washerz been makin dat barkin sound foreverz   I nap periodically
  Teen cat tri pot   Lol marriage proposal
  Skill i haz it   Nom pop pop nom
  Purrito   I you
  R valentime wil u b it   Warmth i has it
  Huston we haz a problem   Omg floting text
  Hav u seen a walrus   I sat too close to tv
  Ceiling cat creates man   Never put paws in suckets ok
  Circumcercget round dis   Velcro kat stix
  I missed u so much   Mapquest not so great akshully
  Spyware u has it   Wuv we has it
  Previously on 24   Monorail cat should be here soon
  Cheezburgr w extra lettuce   Pleez tell me you see dem too
  Mom moooooommm   Do you know how fast you were going
  Ol   Tells enemy everything
  Sees no evidence of celing cat   Doin what a spider cat does
  Always disproving ma theorem   My soul is gettin away
  Finush yet   Omg i knew it
  Bachelor 2   Nutz and i can not lie
  And i can not lie   My trust u loses it
  No i iz not peekin   Why u not read doormat
  We haz an us   Noooo they be stealin my bunneh
  Slam dunk competishun i ownz it   Did you heer dat
  Twoof so help me blue fuzzy thing   Even softer
  Hudspa i has it   Is practicin for you
  A day on da bike i can do dat   Mah littel pink frend
  Omg iz in china   Pi 314159
  And bears oh my   Stack cats iz a palindrome
  Before big date   Click mouse to accept cookie
  Wy i ar in dis hanbaskit   Yes i will marries you
  Hes speshul   You comes here often
  Are you sure you want to delete   Maybi iz maybelleen
  Infiltrates bread factory   Is here to meddle
  Congress its kinda like that   Kitteh pop ups cannot be blocked
  Cow at a chain link fence   We both got crabs
  A dreem i has one   Invisible segway
  Inigo montoya prepare to die anyway   White wich
  Did i just hit that dog   Wif my peep
  Plots his next lawsuit   Your fired
  Kthxbye   Would just stay in one place
  Next on jerry springer   I needz to see sum id
  Have a kit kat   One day ill be pope
  More time on treadmill   Hug i gots it
  Want   I iz held captive by hoomans
  Do not feed after midnight   Unkul zack iz mor den ur unkul
  I feel inside but am too cool to express   We not weaslys
  Noze the importance of adopshun   Get in mah belleh
  One for fud   Aromatherapy
  Eeeeww kissin scene   Emo cat maiks a fwend
  Left foot blu   Oh man is she writin a check
  Absorbs its prey   Emo wall is sad
  I can has nudder story   Yeah we hooked up
  All your bass   Mah sleap nombr is dog
  We herd can openur   We call last week
  Tank u captin obvius   And operational battlestation
  Dis me grade 7   But thet egg freekz me out
  The plants they tell me fings   Call toe truck
  No go make irl frnds   Dis bud not for yoo is for me
  Dey iz nursing der own doom   Finding emo
  Nao let me out   Be eazy you say
  Stop hammah time   Iz takn shwr11
  I dunno maybe the dingo ate your baby   I is anonimus cat
  Trust me baby   Stay on target
  Theyz alphabetized u happy now   Redneck cat carrier
  Noes ware bukkit iz   1 more minit wit teh menu pls
  Esploshion imminent   Iz goin too fazt
  Warp to level six   Less floor polish plz
  Ur so sweet nom nom   Then fell in sea of gallilee
  Brokbak kittehs says fanks for teh memories   I not playin wit you guys no mores
  You lunch munny   Hoo turn off mah bubblez
  Messiah cat de early yearz   Sisyphus cat tries again
  Devil skwerl plots your demise   Van gogh cat haz regretz
  My toy hav fud inside   Just get mom ok
  Big fud smell like glass   Teh hourglass or teh kissing peepul can u sees dem
  I iz brave cheekin no   Capn in meh
  Wich 1 next n sequins   I can haz
  Wickid vampyr skillz i has dem   Then 3 come at once
  A warm butt   Dramatic cat is dramatic
  I haz a snuggl   I haz a surprise
  Nom nom nom nom   You walks like this all the time freak
  I has a sad   Look at me while iz talkin to u
  U wont take meh alive coppahs   Wat u wana do
  Wait im gettin a signal   I hads a bad dream can i seeps wif yuo
  Kitteh deactivated   Go go gadget arms
  Meow meow uh meowf   Tragedy comedy
  Mom brush   I big scary monster raaaar
  I sees it i grabs it   Walk away
  U haz my daughter home by 11klear   I ated tinkerbell
  Welkum to mythbusters   A bigger boat we needs it
  You lied to me   We ship you back now
  Im on the phone   Mebe one day i sez meow to her
  I boughts you on ebai   Furring all deh pants at ones
  Cat hat wiff earmuffs   Now u climbz tree
  Paranoia it haz me   Run they r coming
  What im helping   Wut fish
  Invisible window installation   Chezbargr riot finallee contained
  Breasfeedin ur doin it wrong   Dis whre da magik hapn
  Starts to get a clue   Zombie slayves so hard to steer
  Spendz much muney 4 shooz   Invisible ice cream cone
  Then u were like whoaa   Ur noze i has it
  I is proud now find real mouse   Invisible slam dunk
  Eeeeeeeeeexcellent   I so hungry i could eat a oh hey
  Hamster space program   Itty bitty living space
  Soon   Make snide comments about u
  Get that hideous ting   Do not want
  Godbunny is watching you   Ibed
  Tripl cheezburger   Invisible volleyball serve
  Iz looooooooooong   The bukkit list
  I no haz flavor1   Heeeere burdee burdee burdee
  Plz bring katnip take dog   Because you have to sleep some time
  Is fulla starz   Apply directly to hed
  I can has al gore   Has found ur stash
  Majek dragon   Dancer kitty has second thoughts
  I go to storr you wants anyfin   So i eated him
  Kiss me i prince srsly   Invisible tanning salon
  Hug   Hangover cat has valid questions
  Burp nevermoar   Solves your equations
  Camouflage check   Drinkun fowntan ur doing it wrong
  Carriez more passngrz   My cute innocent face let me show you it
  I this means i not happy   Be my naybir
  Trombone connected 2 da cat bone   Spy vs spy
  Whooz did itz   Haha u missed
  Fired fox   Invisable shoot out
  I hide body   Ok iz can splain
  Kitteh enlarged to show texture   Mam i r the suprvizer
  Bluetooth i luvz it   You win this time gravity
  Telekittehsis   Which you want
  Ninja skillz i has it   Goals i haz dem
  Pwned   Your shooz
  Meow diesel emits only kittehs   Go homes and change
  No fite just rubs   Pimp mah alpakah
  Here in england we speak the queens english   First class or coach
  Tigger will kill   A fud is eatn mah fud
  They suspect nothin   Dont taze me bro
  Still stuck behind iron curtin   2 kittehs 1 bucket
  Pleez look bfor u sitz   Dear sir i regret to inform you
  Hot cross buns   Im adopted
  I tink teh kitteh magnet 2 strong   On da front page
  You does teh math   Rofl
  Unny pictures from anotha motha   Wif da devil in da pale moonlight
  Praktis crowd surfin   Whut is dis a tresspaser
  Dont no wear yurs went   Fa la la la la
  Invisible champagne   I has come for u
  Whack a ferret   Filecat is searching
  Alfred hitchcock presents   Ur flavr it hurtz me
  I can hear god   Sideways smile cat
  The floor iz lava   Riiiiiicolaaaaa
  Turn gravity back on   Should i be havin dis next eggnog
  Holdz on i has it soon   Imposter ornamint
  Merry freakin christmas   Feliznavidont
  Going sledding brb   Steal cristhmas
  I freakin love christmas   Get up get up
  Not a creature waz stirring   Wont you guide my sleigh tonight
  Santa be here soon   Bah humbug
  Invizibl fly   I must stop christmas
  Davy jones   Blinds nom nom
  Omg i didz it   Teen cat is embarrassed
  Show dinner   Cloudcat floats unnoticed
  Lolz squid   Wtf u again
  Monorail cat derails   Cheezeburger no pickles
  Invisible hula hoop   Licence and resgistraion
  Skillz i haz dem   Kitteh bowlin ball
  Depressed cat hates nature   Hot like me
  Call da movin compuny   U r in pozession of his bucket
  Invisible frozen pole 2   Cute kittens pictures teamwork
  I eated santy paws   Busted cat
  Sumthin in mah teef   Plz mistur catz
  Nope u still luk lyk dork from heer   Lolcat in my salad
  I cant respond to any emails today something has crashed on my computer   Funny picturesi needs the toliet paper
  Happy christmas face   Secret squirrel training facility
  Xmas story   Oprea kittah
  Dateline interview   My interest
  I tink i hear santa   Pssst whad u get him
  Cute kittens dr tinycat to the or   Busted must act adorable
  Well sinse u ask can i has mai digniteh back   Pwn3d1
  Meeror   Tikel montsa
  Dis one i has later k   You had a parrot
  Busted   Icanhascheezburgercom teh erlee yeerz
  Executive cat dont care who he steps on   There seems 2 b an invisable barrier
  Tarzan cat failz   Caturday at the dmv
  Guts i has dem   Gots sent home sais i haz mice
  Halp stuck in apple comershal   Ceiling cat in meeting nao i can takes message for u
  I love you food 2   Melodrama kitteh is hamming it up
  Hay sup   About to fail 2
  Bad respawn   Goodbye cruel world
  Achievment cat is prowd of himself   Oh hai miss teacher fell off meh chair again
  Yur glowstix wi eated dem   18284
  Ambush pew pew pew   Nice to meets you
  Invisible movie explosion   Narcolepsy i has it
  Mitosis   Hot or not 2
  Pillokitteh rdy to kooshn   Yin yang
  Scuse me does dis bus goes to kitchen   As god as my witness i no eated da cookie
  I approve   Greetings young skywalker i have been expecting you
  Homework eating cat knows dog will get blamed   Ur kitteh printer is runnin outa toner
  Yes yes a thowzand timez yes1   Takes mah hand if you wants to live
  Do not look behind you seriously   I ordrd teh 6 peece chikn nuggtz u owez me 2 nuggtz plz kthx
  It were a dark n stormie nite   Do not praytend you do not see za mizzle tow
  Hooman about to lern hard lesson   8 lifes left u not rid me yet
  Gargoyle practice   My dish as u can see its empty
  The hand talk to it   Has u evar felt u iz being watched
  Diz mai squidz dun worry hez cool   And you eated it
  Hey hun hand me that angel now   Com bak tail sniff i loveded you
  I tells you sekrit k   Wait wait ok iz stuk
  Iz hypnotized by da sand thing   Dewd u not see sock on door
  The modelz give me negative self image   No please go on i find your tale absolutely enthralling
  Omg helmut haar1   Uhhai um yer shur home erly
  I took shoez off let me in   Rightside up umop apsdn
  Yarr i be fluffy beard   Gollums day care center open for business
  I can haz child support   Invisible revolving door
  I poop rainbows   Meep meep 2
  Bacon not done yet   Pwease can i haz one
  Emo cat poses for album cover   Kitty broke warranty expired
  No moar rub kitteh wif baloon plz   Eeek a mouse
  U upside down for any specific reason   Crabby old man kitteh tellz u boring storeez
  Don juan kitteh loves then leaves   Sum born gud sum born evil
  Who put stix in mah candy corn   Lol burdz say have a nice day
  Virus on yer puter i skwished it   Dis so rong but tast so rite
  Yoo keeping me right right   And dis little piggie went to nom
  Teenage check mutant check ninja we work on it   Weve replaced johns phone bill with a portion of beowulf in anglo saxon lets see what happens
  Cant liiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeee if livin is wifout youuuu   Kitteh included
  Its so close   Peace negoshiayshuns
  Da chix be all up onz mai nutz   If i hads a midle fingers youd be seen it
  Disco fever i has it   Curious kitteh meets learning experience
  Catapult   Y ca
  Hmph   Interesting 2
  Banker cat does not approve ur loan   Omg dat walrus is complaynin again
  Meh security system let me showz u him   Secund thoughts i haz dem
  Pythagorean cat will find hypotenuse   Zombie kiteh want brainz
  Good morningz i can haz brekfust now yes   Are we live
  I had a hoomun but i eated it   Teh day i savs it
  Has anyone seen mah staplr   Dis plan not work like i hoped
  Emocat iz takin myspace pics   I has turdle
  Note to self check brakes   Cat compactor
  Ninja cat iz flippin out   Dont worriez i haz u
  Oh hai ur home early   Where is your dog now
  I only had 8 redbulls why   Shhh they iz talkin bouts you
  I will hug him an skweez him an call him jorj   Ize knowz kung fu
  Stop stop no really   Made you sum muffinz but then i eated them
  Indy cat will not leave his hat behind   Good doggie
  Raptor kitten is rejected by his peers   Nom nom nom nom
  I can has turkey burger   Hungry hungry kittehs
  Macys thxgiving day parade kitteh   Happee fangsgivings
  The we started kissing like this   Why i oughta darn kids
  Lolrus to go plz   Ur foods give me them
  One of deez opens ze secret door i just dont memeber which one   Any colder and mah tail will ah
  I has a icecap noo they be stealin my icecap   Reshape and lay flat to dry
  Oh noes mom is comming quik sweep the floor   Dis my bestest fyerfox impreshun
  Invisible tango partner 2   I try to put on a happy face i fail
  Iz in ur pokkitz bein tiniez   Shhhh dis wher i hide bodiez
  Already licked iz mine now   Paranoid cat sleeps with one eye open
  Naw me father wuz a tree   Monorail dog
  I wuz in ur kitchin playin wif matchez   Look how cute i iz no look at the mess look at the cute
  Well it aint gunna open itself   What you mean unhappy walrus is at the door
  I iz not a dedly sin   Need snooze after eating baby
  Sorry couch is full   Truth in advertising
  Thermomiter cat takes doggiez temperaturez   Its beehine meh isn it
  Dis cacti it has a   I likes u ducky 1 i eat u last
  12249   Corporate cat
  I guess i shouldve chewed my food better   Pew pew pew 2
  Ffffff 888888 000000   I iz in ur screen waiting fur ur mouse
  Der iz a speshul ring of hell reservd just for u   Walls
  For just 14 cents a day u can stop dis   Your shoez they be untied
  Soylent milk is people   No really i iz ok to drive
  Brb 4   Omg ice cream man
  Im going to the store u want anything   Empty recycle bin yes no
  Attach leg a to kitteh using 12 inch screw   Makin cadbury kittehs
  Pillo inspeckshun   Half time show
  Do u seez it iz mai dinnah in heer   I has kitteh
  In soviet russia kitteh captions you   Mai hat is sexy no
  Pick me   Can i has nother red bull
  Lazors charged fire at will   Marine bunny carriez comrade to safety
  Furball cornr poket   Whoa you needz makup lady
  If you build it they will come   Garbge mens they is comings
  Apostrophe cat iz grammatically correct   I no care if it gud for me no want
  Kitekat died 4 ur sins   Showin teh sqrlz meh nutz
  Growth hormone cat likes your couch   Fluffy reporting live from downtown philly
  Before bleach after bleach   Therapy cat is concerned
  Cpr cat leaps into action   Epic fail 2
  I can has gurlfrend   Little did you know that the freezer is a closely guarded porthole to hell
  Honey im tryin to watch soccer here   I danss cuz i happy
  Doh 2   Bukkit loss support group
  An you stays down there til you gives us burgerz   Just 15 minutes can save you nom nom nom
  Nam cat has flashbacks   I is making lolhuman
  B ther in a sec hun   Urge to kill rising
  Im in ur computer givin u cognitive disxonance   We kan rebuld him not want to spend much
  Oooo shiiiiny   Oops i leaved my headlights on
  Walk liek a egypshun   Pardonay mwah do u has reservation
  So i put left footz in   Iz mai pool u no swim herrr
  I werkz hard for da monee   Dad hey dad dad dad hey dad
  Moderator kitteh disapproves ur submishinz   He knowz sumthin
  Leeeeeeeeeroy1   Omg dingo haz my baybe
  Trick or treat i are happy pineapple   11197
  I can haz value meal   Invisible step ladder
  I sware i is innosint   123
  Rar surprize cannibalism   Anger management kitteh is counting down from 10
  Halp i r not 4 sale   Hey there ladeez
  Oh noes mah hed groed to fass   O hai i called nigeria we get lots monies soon
  Babee i luff you   I wurk carshow an buy new buhket
  Dont tellz me u   Oh hai r u my feetz
  Plz submit all rekquestz in triplicat   Lalalalala
  I r not suprized u haz no girlfriend   The view
  Chickn sangwich   11233
  Parental block cat does not approve   I found pills and ate them
  Conzidr dis an intervenshun   Dis not cannibalizmrite
  Imvisible corn on da cob   Ur babee had a flavur
  Cat meteor jst hit erth   Id eat yooz but i is to tired
  U is purty   Scuze me waitur
  Cant talk now waitin for da skoo bus   5 more minutes
  I can haz potayto chip   Tyin yur shooz
  Noooo they be stealin mah brain   My duhpreshun
  Dont talk to me i hasnt had mah coffee   No kittehs for j00
  Fixted yuor speekurz is all good nao   Ur insolence displeases meh
  Dumbledore is gay   I luvz u but dis can nevr be 2
  Quid pro quo clareeze   Oh hai u new here
  Popeye cat eatz spinach   I be under yur bed chillin wit teh dust buneez
  Iz caturday sumware   Iz tired frum lilkken all dem dishes kleen
  Oh hai 4   Now u
  Weard mah cheezburger goh1   Thumbcat is evolving
  Non returnable kitteh stays   I maked u some love
  Charging   Your problems are irrelevant to technical support cat
  Nice bwinker jurkface   Holdz on i gets help
  I has a toylet   Invisible disco
  U taked my binky i suk my fum   Breakfast cat is nutritious breakfast
  5 lb box 15 lb kitteh   I iz planning revenge
  I has a blanket noo they be stealin my blanket   Unsuspecting cat suspects nothing 3
  This not so hard   Sum assembliez requird
  Brb 3   Dis ur kitteh dis ur kitteh on drugz
  No one understands emo cat   Helikat haz landed
  Were in your hand being tiny popples   Conservative cat does not like your new ideas
  There has been glitch in da maytrix   Dunt wurry ill save u
  Fail 2   Cloaking device operational
  Flote liek flutterby sting liek bee   Brokbak kitteh wishes he cud kwit u
  Hallelujah praise the lawd   Oh noez mah mortgage dun readjusted
  Invistible orkestruhhh   Traffik light cat iz on the job
  Plz to stop poking now   Im in yur dirteh cloze baskit watchin u change
  Sry i skare u   Happy anniversary
  Whutzzat quik hidez i think mah parentz iz home   Is luvliest fabrick1
  Who maked my water go hard   He suspects nothing
  A lazer pointer srly u jest   Xcuse me u needs an altoids
  Haz u seen ma ball iz missin   We made a oreo lulz
  Invisible baby grand   She started it
  Let there be jazz   Alfred hitchcocks the cats
  Dis windowz close next teller plzkthnx   Muncheiz1
  But mo om   Idk my bff jill
  Iz attack small rat wif paws of fury   I so tired it be real long day
  I iz on ur couch messin with ur percextions   Door cat subbing for ceiling cat
  I has a buffet   Alright who farted
  Atkins kitteh is cheating   Iz nakies sumwun stoled mah jammiez
  Inflight meal   Me bid u velcom
  Y u no listen i toald u stop snifin my hrbals11   Smart cat has cheatsed yur stoopit labrintz
  Tea plz no shoogar thx   U no evar tawk 2 meh that wai agen
  Why yew want me pull yer finger   Can someone hand me the 12mm socket
  Getsmart cat hav fone in shue   Mecca cat iz pray fer cheezburger
  Oh i get it dis ironys right   Halp1 iz bein skweezed
  Initiate hibernation sequence ok done   Ceiling cat are you up there
  Leave britney alone   Charisma i has it
  Heer i helps u   And now a cello solo
  It eatz meh   Spartans tonight we dine in hell
  Halp iz being squershed   Im in ur kitchen
  I maed nu frend   Iz not ur butt iz my pillo
  Sounds liek an good deel let us shaek on it   Hahahaha you lose mr bond
  Not be fooled by casual pose poised to strike   Kitty needs his medicines
  I has a system srsly   Hmm 2
  Tryed to chyldpruf condo butt they keep getin in   U no say we culd not come
  I has a karut iz not so gret wuld rethr has cheezburger   Why i haz to hold target
  Khaaan   Dis is embarasin u no look plz
  Chokolatez rain lol   Battlesuit engage
  The boss wunts 2 c u   U may rub my belly
  Charlie chaplin cat sez nothin dis silent movie   I iz not alcoholic iz passionat bout wine
  Et go home   Mam he iz touchin me
  I openz door 4 u   Can i haz boozter seatz
  Paperwurk done cheezburgr now plz   Iz will takes the ring
  Dont worriez i chais teh nightmares awai   O hai i solvez ur rubiks cube
  U kan kleen when we sez u can kleen   Your carrying alot of tension in your belly region
  It had a flavor and it was bad   R dose real
  Oh noes i is scared of heights   What you never gif youself harcut
  Ur bref stinks   Stupid walrus
  Invisible fisticuffs   I bin dansn so much gotsta take a breether
  Toes breakfast of champions   Unsuspecting cat suspects nothing 2
  Cant reach remote control need elongation 2   Ful hoos beets pare
  Human do not wave that camera at me plzkthxbai   Dis iz wut i callz mah sexy poze 2
  An dats when i new i wuz not favrite   Itz ok but midge haz homegrown at her place
  I r sundial cat   Oh hai deez go to 11
  I played your turn i kild you sry   Hmm yes thats quite a pickle ur in
  Some people out there dont have maps   And the trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
  Oh dont b ridikulus   Laff and u dies
  Bonk   Afk 2
  Mewbert and ropurr   French manicure
  Halp am not 4 kocoa   Share
  Dreemin of teh hoky poky   You cants be seein me but i be seein u
  Meh job sux pay sux   Arrr wheres me grog wench
  Copy cat   Every town has a litter box onetwokittehz comin for you
  Oprah i quezshun ur tastes   I can fix thiz sorta
  Oh hai iz last hi landur btw whut i duz wit hed   Elefant whut elefant
  I can haz sprinkl   I can has best fwend
  Um scuze me dont u nock   Looks liek u needs new manifold
  Ohai u want dis chair k lemme just zzz zzzz   Dont fart pleez do not want dutch oven
  Ur theory has merit i submit for peer review   I stay home k mah tummeh hurt
  Im in ur sox stealin the left ones   Do not want 7
  Halp ar havin conondrum   Fugucat sez dun eat mi liver
  O hai dis chairs takin k   O deer peepz i rigret wut eye mahst dew nexd
  Invisible jet plane   No more recyclin baskit full
  Dude 3   I has a weigh problem
  My internets in a box   I can has tartar sauce
  We calls dis coordinaytin   Noir cat
  Banzai   Fold kitteh on dottid line
  Dont crai well get cheezburger sumday   I be in ur garden growin you a kitteh
  Dem cheeses moved i swearz   I can has bed time storee
  Teh cloning machine was suksesful   Invisdible stairs
  Iz mine   We saids onyon rings no wants furfurs thx
  Nu paint job i haz it   Im afraid youll find escape quite impossible
  Quid pro quo clarice   Heehee stop tiklz gotsta pee now
  I luf my stick ok   Gimme mai coffeh
  Plug in kitty make house smell good1 2187   What bowl of popcorn
  Happy meal for kid thx   Mommee the big cats stoled mah lunch munny
  Sry moarnen bref   I has a drinkn problum
  I luv lamp   Is saif now
  Prepare urself for da raspberry of death   What u mean i has wurmz
  I iz plantin burd seed now k how long we wait   Waitin til lasik gitz cheaper
  Dr jekyl mr hyde   Oh no mah bucket haz me
  I failz to see ur point   Im done packin
  Ah tink ah smells me a cheezburger   Stalkercat luv make spy on da ladeez
  U lick urself cleen if it so great   Im on ur refrigemater monitorin ur calorie intakez
  Im ignoring your ignoring me   I are not uh toy pls too let me out kthxbye
  Need a brainfreez   Strong is the force with yoda cat
  Kitty can not reach breakz u drive next time   Rechargeable cat
  U blinx u luze 2   I has a flavor too
  Im in ur chare   Furst rule of fite club
  Y u frowin meeh out   I am in ur printer
  Hmm i shuld fix that hole in the ceelin   Hot hrbllz n kool cment sweeeet
  Yur feathur is safe i has eyes on it   I haz a donut
  Hey why u no mail me first clas   I have teh look of luv
  Oh hai we r kittunz uf teh corn   Hey i is attached to that tail 1
  Do you has mah cheezburger   Im in ur shadows plottin my revenge
  Richard dreyfuss cat sez i can has bigger boat   I maded you a who mai kidding i maded you nuthin
  Puts me down i is fearse   Manatee cat iz beechd
  I is after u   This meeting is over
  Dude 2   Can u heer meh now yep kthanx
  Lumberjack cat sez timber   Halp 11
  Two headed kitteh iz half asleep   Onward my brave steed we will soon catch those cheeze bandits
  Call mah lawyurrz   Psst rudy lasers on
  I iz dun absoluteleh dun   Crouching tiger hidden dragon
  Iz gona lurv em sqeez em an nurm em george   Is a catscan but onlee duz greyscale
  Growing catnap   Crossin bridge to holy grail brb
  I mak sur he never getz this shu on again   Thinking cat
  Mow mow mow me mow mow   Oh u r so ded
  I is elektrik   I luvz dis cher
  Legokitty%e2%84%a2   Sily flam throwa
  The mole peepolz i can heer them   How much
  Fall off what edge   I haz strange kitnz
  Is not ur baskit is my happy place   Oh noes i has let go
  I haet u so hard   Put ur monee in the bowl 4 jeeesus
  Y dun u take me srsly i said walk plank   Cum bak
  I is hidin you no seek   Gentle cycle pls
  Velcro kitty says nice ceiling   We be chilln
  Kittehmus pryme sez tranzform and roll out   I iz heavyweight
  Mission space   Heersit da problum u has a bad conexxshun
  But   Want 3
  Filecat is pending   Bring me solo and the wookiee
  Okeh so   Hallo sir
  You has no cover on tps report   Bourgeoisie cat is taxin ur peasants
  K took pic nao can eat   Trafic cat monitors
  Waz a raff ride in teh postal thruk   I iz stuck in yoga
  May i see your hall pass please   Boxcat is heer
  Rusty makes his move   Lazers locking on creempuff
  Land ahoy   Crashed invisible tandem bike
  Who brot dis into   I iz ready 4 pet e cure
  Trojun cat iz content   Bathe me
  Shush i iz incognito   We getz dem frm squirlz dey say iz food we not so sure
  Mine   Chek out mah guns
  Ahhhh   Hungry hungry lolcats
  Quoth the raven nevermore   Mom
  I iz blogginz   Mah earz
  Jazz hands   Nother red bull thanks
  Mah kontak fode in haf   Nap attack
  Invisible bench press halp spot   I has minions
  Attack 2   I duz yoga ta relax
  I iz sorree 4 bein bad bad kitteh i can come out of korner now plz k thx   Sneaky cat is sneaky
  Washed teh dishes yr welcome   I r not talkin to youze guyz n e moar
  Sav urselvs food r eatin me   I can has merchandise
  I has a tunnil which way to albakirkie   Yung nasteecat use powah of flite thas levitashun homes
  Teh kitteh jar   Teh new impruved cat wih reactive armor
  Rocketcat ready for blastoff   Yreeka
  I iz waiting for cheezburger man   Higher reach yetz
  I has to work overtime again today   Error reboot plz
  Chameleon kitty   I r good omen cat lolz
  Teh shame   Cordless mouse
  I can has cheezburger 2   We await
  Three rolls down   Shaddup
  Oh hai i buffed ur floor   Skeptical cat
  U need moar channelz   We needz
  Hey hobbs wanna play calvin ball   Wich peddel makez us not go 2 vet
  Boredcat   I has a butt purhaps ud like 2 pet it
  I iz shopaholics   If they cant find you
  Nom nom nom x 3   Nobody expects spanish inquizishun
  Dis wun is for da laydeez   Brrraaaiiinnnsss
  I iz catamari   Kitteh has broken an axle
  In ur orchestra   Do not want 6
  Going to chambr of sekrets brb   Buddha cat
  No spoilerz pleez   So much purple
  Monorail cat is out of service   Iz sykik
  Youre fired   Not want decaf
  What i do now   Pull mah finger
  Dis shower it has a flavr   Im in ur side
  Gesundheit   Sayz hello 2 my lil frendz
  Call the ofiss   Surrender fuzzy one
  Wai yoo takes mah pahs away   Iz nice thx
  Now with added kitteh   I ar inosent
  Invisible prezint   O hai dave
  Scuze meeh   Im on ur stove
  Je voudraise   O ur flor so much awsum1
  I are serious cat   Honee
  She out cold get mah sharpie   Oh hai 3
  I is workin wat u want   Luke i is ur fathur
  Oh hai 2   Iz serious it wuz this big
  I am in ur bed steeling ur snoozes   I is in alphabetical order
  I r hard vorker   Procrastination cat
  No payn no gayn   2 hot
  Oh hai iz all paked   Accelerate to ramming speed
  Excellent   Dun make me ask again kthx
  Can i plz has   Kitteh needz rechrgd
  Bridge cat sez i providez safe passage for u k   Happycat
  C h e e z b u r g e r   Ok now ure startin to bore me
  Mmmmmmm   Thx jim
  Hahaha 2   Kitteh asks
  Brb 2   I shall call him
  Please i can has firefox   Freebird
  I has a certin   Wrong
  Gene simmons ferret   Hafsta b dis tall to climb
  Doomed   In ur baftub
  Vry niceee   I has a kuribo
  I gief up   Dun worre
  Attack   Wizard that way lolz
  In u go   Ur noze
  I is rly rylaxes   U think we share 2 much
  Take my hand   No shirt no ty
  Mah peetsa   Its a trap 2
  Put in more quarters   Damn
  Monorailcat 20   I iz not comfortable
  Zomg u gotz iphone   I c
  Sumday   Dis shoe 2 big
  Whatchu mean i 2 sml 4 chzbrgr   Halp 9
  Im in ur bird house   Headdesk
  Busted   I m in ur internet
  Apple kitteh saiz   Web apps
  Want   Halp now
  Oh noes 6   All i can say is dat my life is pretty plain
  I in yur sink   Boo
  I will defeat you   I can not has fish
  I has a eggplant   Oh hai i fixted ur pilloh
  Invisble karaoke   Y it not fly
  Oh hai i has a quesjun   Caption contest 001 winner
  Bunway airlines is now landing   Rube goldberg kitty
  I not barf   Im runnin down ur wallz
  Teh orange ones   Furst too blink loozes
  R u kidin me   Vulkin nurv peentsh
  I iz scared   Donut worry
  I has posable thumbs   Hahaha
  Uninterested cat   Monorail cat technical diagram
  I iz waiting for teh rain to fallz   It suspects
  This is serious business   Invisible buddy
  Dont go pleez   Iz it be caturday yet
  Hmmmm   Im in yur gardn
  Attentive cat   What ya think doc
  Iz stuk   I can haz insurence
  Invisible ufo   I drink
  I no can has cheezburgr   Homeowner mouse is home
  Wtf itz my birfday   Dus dis match my complxshun
  Self portrait   Invisible doorbell
  Oh hi   Ohits you
  I is being stalked   Im on ur broom
  Smrt   Yer putter iz ready now
  Wonders if i has evil twin   Shuttlecat
  Rawrrr   I has nuthing to ware
  O hai googlz   Excuse me 3
  Wut u meen   This iz us yu guiz at last
  I was waiting for you to call   Im in ur fizx lab
  Tryd to go brazilyun   Im in ur soup
  I has a hat   Im in ur bed
  Dis hards to drink wit lids on   My son
  I distract the orc   Best rubberband ball ever
  So cute   Hey yo mick
  Gojira   Lookie i can maeks a taco
  Lolcat caption contest 1 top submissions   My pantone colors
  Tryin to woo youse   This is mah job
  They got me   Here
  Canot c   I see u and raiz
  Oh noes you disables i with hed scratchings   No no no
  Tcf the cheezburger factory   99100
  I caught you   I has a realdoll
  Halp 8   It putz teh lotion into teh basket
  Is mah birfday   How long till coconuts
  Hay be nice   Halp 7
  I needz   U has a smell
  Happycat foar presidunt   Chese
  Got tuna   Is in my spaceship
  I am not amused   I loves caturday sales
  Sky is falling   Im in ur office 2
  Roflmao   This not a truk
  Hugz   Print spooler error
  Wha dat i m smellin   I has a bag
  Dis glas tastes funneh to mez   Iz at table
  U blink first   I know
  Halp r2d2 be eatin me   Invisible pommel horse
  Gryffindor cat is not amused   To teh map room indy
  Im in ur maze   Invisible boombox
  I iz nacho libre   Do not want 5
  It am delishus   Can has more karot
  Im in ur quantum box   No iz bukkit
  Buhcket kitteh   2518
  Vampire cat   Lolcode
  I waits here 4   Maccat
  I bleev u have mai staplr   Lolcat caption contest 1 part 1
  Ohhhhhhhhh   I has a money
  Kiti haz malfunkshind pliz raturnz to uprite pozishin   Why couldnt i hold on were we
  Shhhh plz hidin from kitteh   Union cat iz on a break
  Alice cat fell down   Zombie cat
  Tower of piza cat   I shall not tolerate such rubbish